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| [Okay, here's kevin's first post. I held off on it for a while...mainly because it sucks. But he loves it, and it's his baby, so let's all grit our teeth through it and see how it goes.] The chances of your dying on the trip to buy your MegaBucks ticket is greater than your chance of winning China has more English speakers than the United States. The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League All-Star Game. Now if your wondering what all this has to do with Walri..walruses? Well it goes Octupi...walri? It works...but does it sound right? Right...like right now you are reading this. You like Yu like Jordan Yu...short people are taking over the world. If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. Now im not sure where walri..walruses? Wow i need to figure that one out. Like outside...like where Mitchel never goes. A rat can last longer without water than a camel can. So...wow i need to get to my point about Walr...ok not goint to start. Start...huh start where? The term "the whole 9 yards" came from WWII fighter pilots in the Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9 yards." I like things that make other things kill things by firing things that go through other things to kill things fired from a thing triggered by another thing. Ok on to my article. Walri(I will alternate Walri and Walruses) Walruses have air sacs in their necks that enable them to keep their heads above water when they sleep. Walruses lose their winter coat (a process called molting) every year in June and July. Walri use their heads to break breathing holes in ice up to 20 cm(8 in) thick. They use their tusks to widen the holes. Normally, walruses swim at about 7 km/h (4 mph) but can reach top speeds of about 35 km/h (22 mph). Facts on Walri Class Mammalia Order Pinnipedia Family Odobenidae Genus Odobenus Species rosmarus Names male: bull female: cow young: calf group: school Conservation Concerns Endangered due to illegal hunting. Range The arctic coastline. Habitat Areas of thin ice and water. Size Length: 2.7 to 3.6 m (8.9 to 11.8 ft). Weight: 800 to 1700 kg (1764 to 3748 lb). Feeding Habits Walruses are carnivores; they feed mainly on shellfish. They swim at depths of 10 to 100 m (33 to 330 ft) to find food. Offspring Females give birth to a single calf after a gestation period of about 11 months. The protective mothers nurse the baby for two years. Life Span About 30 to 40 years. And there you have it folks. And always remember... The poison-arrow frog has enough poison to kill about 2,200 people. In Natoma, Kansas, it's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable. It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis. AND ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT All pet hamsters are descended from a single female wild golden hamster found with a litter of 12 young in Syria in 1930. well that and The Bible has been translated into Klingon. my God i cant stop Rats can't throw-up. [Wow, that was pretty crappy. Someone remind me why I posted it.] Kevin K Writer | ||
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| Kevin | May 0 |
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Sorry guys i forgot to mention that Its illegal to duel in Paruguay unless both parties involved are blood doners. |
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| Lauren | May 0 |
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I am w wondering why anyone wants to be friends with Mitchel. Kevin is hot |
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| Lauren | May 0 |
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That last one wasnt me...Beckwith |
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| Alex (site creator) | May 0 |
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*confused* |
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| Kevin | May 0 |
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Hmm dont know what happened there...i left it up in History
today...maybe Schman saw it or something... |
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| DJLC | May 0 |
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Alex - I see what you had to put up with on that bus to Boston.
How many sleeping pills / painkillers did you overdose on on that
trip? |
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| figure it out | May 0 |
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one too many, and that goes double for me, thus explaining the
boston trip . . . EVERY part of it yes alex, uno wat i mean |
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| Lauren S | May 0 |
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I don't want to know. And Kevin.... eww... |
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| figure it out | May 0 |
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did u know that the term OK came from war too wen they were fighting, at the end of the day/ battle theyd write up how many men were killed by writing 12K or 5K and when there werent any killed theyd write 0K, which people started to just say as Oh Kay. so if they were able to go a day w/out anyone being killed, everything would be OK. OK? |
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| loverofturtles | May 0 |
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It might just be me but the bottom part of this page is stuck
half way up the page. . . .i don't know why. . .anywho. . .i LOVE
random facts!!! kevin, u have to tell me where u get them! |
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| shelby | July 0 |
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hahhahhhahha i love david |
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| shelby | July 0 |
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this is fun! |
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